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Most Hilarious Aprons for Parents

Most Hilarious Aprons for Parents

You know when kids say things that are completely hilarious and you really want to laugh but you can’t because it's inappropriate? Well, these aprons are along those lines. They’re hilarious and inappropriate and are probably things we’ve all thought at one time or another. My personal favorite is: “Be Nice to Me or I’ll Poison Your Food.” Click through to view our most inappropriate and hilarious aprons for parents. Let us know which is your favorite! — bellalimento

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This service delivers all the ingredients necessary to prepare a full meal according to lifestyle guru Martha Stewart’s recipes, including proteins, produce, and spices. Meals are designed to be ready in under 40 minutes.  Each week, customers choose the number of people they want to feed, the number of meals (2, 3 or 4) they want delivered, and then choose from seven different recipe options.

Food editor Jenna Helwig enjoyed the meals offered by Martha & Marley Spoon. Her take on the food:

“Unfailingly delicious,” like the kid-pleasing Taco Pasta. Portions were generous and the recipe cards were clearly written and beautifully photographed. On the downside, many of the meals were a bit too fussyਏor busy weeknights, which is when she says she would rely on a meal kit.

“Grating carrots and pickling radishes are steps I would like a meal kit service to do for me or just skip altogether,” she said. "But you can easily just omit some of the extra flourishes." Jenna found that the online process to choose recipes was simple and the pricing seemed reasonable to her, considering the quality of ingredients.

Popular meals include: Beef Lettuce Cups with Sesame and Rice, Vietnamese Pork Tacos with Pickled Carrots and Mint, and Crispy Chicken Sandwiches with Carrot and Parsnip Fries


This service delivers all the ingredients necessary to prepare a full meal according to lifestyle guru Martha Stewart’s recipes, including proteins, produce, and spices. Meals are designed to be ready in under 40 minutes.  Each week, customers choose the number of people they want to feed, the number of meals (2, 3 or 4) they want delivered, and then choose from seven different recipe options.

Food editor Jenna Helwig enjoyed the meals offered by Martha & Marley Spoon. Her take on the food:

“Unfailingly delicious,” like the kid-pleasing Taco Pasta. Portions were generous and the recipe cards were clearly written and beautifully photographed. On the downside, many of the meals were a bit too fussyਏor busy weeknights, which is when she says she would rely on a meal kit.

“Grating carrots and pickling radishes are steps I would like a meal kit service to do for me or just skip altogether,” she said. "But you can easily just omit some of the extra flourishes." Jenna found that the online process to choose recipes was simple and the pricing seemed reasonable to her, considering the quality of ingredients.

Popular meals include: Beef Lettuce Cups with Sesame and Rice, Vietnamese Pork Tacos with Pickled Carrots and Mint, and Crispy Chicken Sandwiches with Carrot and Parsnip Fries


This service delivers all the ingredients necessary to prepare a full meal according to lifestyle guru Martha Stewart’s recipes, including proteins, produce, and spices. Meals are designed to be ready in under 40 minutes.  Each week, customers choose the number of people they want to feed, the number of meals (2, 3 or 4) they want delivered, and then choose from seven different recipe options.

Food editor Jenna Helwig enjoyed the meals offered by Martha & Marley Spoon. Her take on the food:

“Unfailingly delicious,” like the kid-pleasing Taco Pasta. Portions were generous and the recipe cards were clearly written and beautifully photographed. On the downside, many of the meals were a bit too fussyਏor busy weeknights, which is when she says she would rely on a meal kit.

“Grating carrots and pickling radishes are steps I would like a meal kit service to do for me or just skip altogether,” she said. "But you can easily just omit some of the extra flourishes." Jenna found that the online process to choose recipes was simple and the pricing seemed reasonable to her, considering the quality of ingredients.

Popular meals include: Beef Lettuce Cups with Sesame and Rice, Vietnamese Pork Tacos with Pickled Carrots and Mint, and Crispy Chicken Sandwiches with Carrot and Parsnip Fries


This service delivers all the ingredients necessary to prepare a full meal according to lifestyle guru Martha Stewart’s recipes, including proteins, produce, and spices. Meals are designed to be ready in under 40 minutes.  Each week, customers choose the number of people they want to feed, the number of meals (2, 3 or 4) they want delivered, and then choose from seven different recipe options.

Food editor Jenna Helwig enjoyed the meals offered by Martha & Marley Spoon. Her take on the food:

“Unfailingly delicious,” like the kid-pleasing Taco Pasta. Portions were generous and the recipe cards were clearly written and beautifully photographed. On the downside, many of the meals were a bit too fussyਏor busy weeknights, which is when she says she would rely on a meal kit.

“Grating carrots and pickling radishes are steps I would like a meal kit service to do for me or just skip altogether,” she said. "But you can easily just omit some of the extra flourishes." Jenna found that the online process to choose recipes was simple and the pricing seemed reasonable to her, considering the quality of ingredients.

Popular meals include: Beef Lettuce Cups with Sesame and Rice, Vietnamese Pork Tacos with Pickled Carrots and Mint, and Crispy Chicken Sandwiches with Carrot and Parsnip Fries


This service delivers all the ingredients necessary to prepare a full meal according to lifestyle guru Martha Stewart’s recipes, including proteins, produce, and spices. Meals are designed to be ready in under 40 minutes.  Each week, customers choose the number of people they want to feed, the number of meals (2, 3 or 4) they want delivered, and then choose from seven different recipe options.

Food editor Jenna Helwig enjoyed the meals offered by Martha & Marley Spoon. Her take on the food:

“Unfailingly delicious,” like the kid-pleasing Taco Pasta. Portions were generous and the recipe cards were clearly written and beautifully photographed. On the downside, many of the meals were a bit too fussyਏor busy weeknights, which is when she says she would rely on a meal kit.

“Grating carrots and pickling radishes are steps I would like a meal kit service to do for me or just skip altogether,” she said. "But you can easily just omit some of the extra flourishes." Jenna found that the online process to choose recipes was simple and the pricing seemed reasonable to her, considering the quality of ingredients.

Popular meals include: Beef Lettuce Cups with Sesame and Rice, Vietnamese Pork Tacos with Pickled Carrots and Mint, and Crispy Chicken Sandwiches with Carrot and Parsnip Fries


This service delivers all the ingredients necessary to prepare a full meal according to lifestyle guru Martha Stewart’s recipes, including proteins, produce, and spices. Meals are designed to be ready in under 40 minutes.  Each week, customers choose the number of people they want to feed, the number of meals (2, 3 or 4) they want delivered, and then choose from seven different recipe options.

Food editor Jenna Helwig enjoyed the meals offered by Martha & Marley Spoon. Her take on the food:

“Unfailingly delicious,” like the kid-pleasing Taco Pasta. Portions were generous and the recipe cards were clearly written and beautifully photographed. On the downside, many of the meals were a bit too fussyਏor busy weeknights, which is when she says she would rely on a meal kit.

“Grating carrots and pickling radishes are steps I would like a meal kit service to do for me or just skip altogether,” she said. "But you can easily just omit some of the extra flourishes." Jenna found that the online process to choose recipes was simple and the pricing seemed reasonable to her, considering the quality of ingredients.

Popular meals include: Beef Lettuce Cups with Sesame and Rice, Vietnamese Pork Tacos with Pickled Carrots and Mint, and Crispy Chicken Sandwiches with Carrot and Parsnip Fries


This service delivers all the ingredients necessary to prepare a full meal according to lifestyle guru Martha Stewart’s recipes, including proteins, produce, and spices. Meals are designed to be ready in under 40 minutes.  Each week, customers choose the number of people they want to feed, the number of meals (2, 3 or 4) they want delivered, and then choose from seven different recipe options.

Food editor Jenna Helwig enjoyed the meals offered by Martha & Marley Spoon. Her take on the food:

“Unfailingly delicious,” like the kid-pleasing Taco Pasta. Portions were generous and the recipe cards were clearly written and beautifully photographed. On the downside, many of the meals were a bit too fussyਏor busy weeknights, which is when she says she would rely on a meal kit.

“Grating carrots and pickling radishes are steps I would like a meal kit service to do for me or just skip altogether,” she said. "But you can easily just omit some of the extra flourishes." Jenna found that the online process to choose recipes was simple and the pricing seemed reasonable to her, considering the quality of ingredients.

Popular meals include: Beef Lettuce Cups with Sesame and Rice, Vietnamese Pork Tacos with Pickled Carrots and Mint, and Crispy Chicken Sandwiches with Carrot and Parsnip Fries


This service delivers all the ingredients necessary to prepare a full meal according to lifestyle guru Martha Stewart’s recipes, including proteins, produce, and spices. Meals are designed to be ready in under 40 minutes.  Each week, customers choose the number of people they want to feed, the number of meals (2, 3 or 4) they want delivered, and then choose from seven different recipe options.

Food editor Jenna Helwig enjoyed the meals offered by Martha & Marley Spoon. Her take on the food:

“Unfailingly delicious,” like the kid-pleasing Taco Pasta. Portions were generous and the recipe cards were clearly written and beautifully photographed. On the downside, many of the meals were a bit too fussyਏor busy weeknights, which is when she says she would rely on a meal kit.

“Grating carrots and pickling radishes are steps I would like a meal kit service to do for me or just skip altogether,” she said. "But you can easily just omit some of the extra flourishes." Jenna found that the online process to choose recipes was simple and the pricing seemed reasonable to her, considering the quality of ingredients.

Popular meals include: Beef Lettuce Cups with Sesame and Rice, Vietnamese Pork Tacos with Pickled Carrots and Mint, and Crispy Chicken Sandwiches with Carrot and Parsnip Fries


This service delivers all the ingredients necessary to prepare a full meal according to lifestyle guru Martha Stewart’s recipes, including proteins, produce, and spices. Meals are designed to be ready in under 40 minutes.  Each week, customers choose the number of people they want to feed, the number of meals (2, 3 or 4) they want delivered, and then choose from seven different recipe options.

Food editor Jenna Helwig enjoyed the meals offered by Martha & Marley Spoon. Her take on the food:

“Unfailingly delicious,” like the kid-pleasing Taco Pasta. Portions were generous and the recipe cards were clearly written and beautifully photographed. On the downside, many of the meals were a bit too fussyਏor busy weeknights, which is when she says she would rely on a meal kit.

“Grating carrots and pickling radishes are steps I would like a meal kit service to do for me or just skip altogether,” she said. "But you can easily just omit some of the extra flourishes." Jenna found that the online process to choose recipes was simple and the pricing seemed reasonable to her, considering the quality of ingredients.

Popular meals include: Beef Lettuce Cups with Sesame and Rice, Vietnamese Pork Tacos with Pickled Carrots and Mint, and Crispy Chicken Sandwiches with Carrot and Parsnip Fries


This service delivers all the ingredients necessary to prepare a full meal according to lifestyle guru Martha Stewart’s recipes, including proteins, produce, and spices. Meals are designed to be ready in under 40 minutes.  Each week, customers choose the number of people they want to feed, the number of meals (2, 3 or 4) they want delivered, and then choose from seven different recipe options.

Food editor Jenna Helwig enjoyed the meals offered by Martha & Marley Spoon. Her take on the food:

“Unfailingly delicious,” like the kid-pleasing Taco Pasta. Portions were generous and the recipe cards were clearly written and beautifully photographed. On the downside, many of the meals were a bit too fussyਏor busy weeknights, which is when she says she would rely on a meal kit.

“Grating carrots and pickling radishes are steps I would like a meal kit service to do for me or just skip altogether,” she said. "But you can easily just omit some of the extra flourishes." Jenna found that the online process to choose recipes was simple and the pricing seemed reasonable to her, considering the quality of ingredients.

Popular meals include: Beef Lettuce Cups with Sesame and Rice, Vietnamese Pork Tacos with Pickled Carrots and Mint, and Crispy Chicken Sandwiches with Carrot and Parsnip Fries